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happy thanksgiving/fuckgiving and shit! - russians d0 it best
you can't open the book of my life in the middle.
afk47
afk47
happy thanksgiving/fuckgiving and shit!
thanksgiving is a time honored tradition and a very special holiday to many. only once a year, do you gather up your friends and family over a grand feast to share in the blessings and thanks for all the good in your lives. that and stuffing. oh god, I love stuffing.

it's good to be thankful for the many things that people may take for granted or genuinely appreciate. but see, I believe that americans are missing out on one little thing every thanksgiving. a big ol' fuck you to the people that shit on your proverbial plate of life.

now please, only tell the people who genuinely deserve it to fuck off. like the jackass that dents your car in a parking lot and runs off. or how about that special someone who won't even give you the time of day? maybe your ex-girlfriend who was 2 hours late to meet you at a bar because she was piss drunk giving some other guy a blowjob in some bathroom stall at another bar?



having a hard time coming up with fuck you's? lemme help.

for example:

"fuck you to all those who gave me a shitty tip (a couple exceptions)!"
"fuck you fox networks for cancelling arrested development AGAIN, oh and firefly a couple years back!"
"fuck you to the 22ºF weather!"
"fuck you expensive gas prices!"
"fuck you for making me come into work at 11am!"

hell, tell me to fuck off! it's not that hard and I'm sure I deserve it. I mean, here... practice with some of the more basics!

"fuck you stan, you always talk about work and shitty tips!"
"fuck you stan, you always complain and whine about everything!"
"fuck you stan, you're always late!"
"fuck you stan, you don't want to commit!"
"fuck you stan, you never call me/IM me/email me/text me/hang out with me/love me!"

please, comment on some of your fuck yous or post them in you journal. I'd love to hear some of yours!

so before you jump the cranberry or ask for someone to pass down the pumpkin pie before you even get to the damn turkey, remember to celebrate fuckgiving day! ok, that just doesn't sound right. how about just a simple fuckyou day? that works. unless someone can come up with something more intelligent...

ps. btw, this is my new livejournal name thanks to the LJ rename service. love it long time.





we are
we are the shaken
we are the monsters
underneath your bed
yeah
believe what you read

Current Mood: giddy giddy
Current Music: matchbook romance-are you afraid of monsters

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Comments
dunkman From: dunkman Date: November 24th, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
FUCK YOU STAN YOU NEVER LOVE ME!
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 24th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
:(
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 24th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
FUCK YOU WHINER

OY
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 24th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 24th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
hot, is that what you wash your jew bag down with
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 24th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
you betch'ya! and yours!
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 24th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
do you even know who this is
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 24th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
dibella?!
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 25th, 2005 01:56 am (UTC) (Link)
nay
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)
eh, no idea then.
xlittlemsvixen From: xlittlemsvixen Date: November 24th, 2005 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
not sure if you remember adding me or not. i haven't commented on anything you've written in a while... i'm not even sure if you have written much lately.

great pictures. the turkey is awesome. happy thanksgiving and enjoy your stuffing. lol.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 01:45 am (UTC) (Link)
I remember, don't worry. but yeah, I don't exactly write much either. trying to get back into it. funny thing is, I say that about once a month and that's about as often as I post, haha. we'll see. hope to see more of ya sabrina.

xlittlemsvixen From: xlittlemsvixen Date: November 27th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
yea. stop into FYE at Marketplace Mall sometime soon. lol. everyone i work with gets visitors and i've only gotten 2. i was actually just told by someone on LJ that they went into FYE and saw me working but didn't want to say hi because i had a bunch of customers around me. just stop in and say hi some time.
sarareubens From: sarareubens Date: November 25th, 2005 12:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Fuck you Stan . . . . . . . . for . . . . . . . . .

Sorry, my brain got stuck on the first part and I can't remember what I was going to say. ;)
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL, that is awesome. you just made my day.
stewdog From: stewdog Date: November 25th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
FUCK YOU STAN YOU NEVER DO THE DISHWASHER
FUCK YOU STAN NOTHING'S EVER GOOD ENOUGH!

funniest. post. ever.

:)

-brothers knox
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC) (Link)
damn guys! that was harsh! haha.
minorpreludes From: minorpreludes Date: November 25th, 2005 02:53 am (UTC) (Link)
fuck you julie for taking kevin!
fuck you kevin for breaking my heart!
fuck you julie for ruining ethics class!
fuck you septa for speeding right past me at least 3 mornings a month!
FUCK YOU AIPH FOR BEING THE SHITTIEST SCHOOL EVER!#$!@#$@$#%
I HATE EVERYTHIWNGGAWRLHKSGNA..

wow.. that's starting to make me angry. must stop now.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC) (Link)
so much for it being theraputic...
angel621 From: angel621 Date: November 25th, 2005 03:08 am (UTC) (Link)
FUCK EVERYONE WHO MAKES PLANS WITH PEOPLE AND THEN DOESN'T CALL THEM BACK

FUCK EVERYONE WHO WASHES THERE CAR WHEN IT'S LESS THAN 30 DEGREES OUTSIDE

FUCK YOU STAN FOR GIVING GREAT HUGS, BUT I NEVER GET THEM ANYMORE




yeah, i feel a little better. thanks stan!
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 05:34 am (UTC) (Link)
yay! it's working! ok, new policy. we're hanging out ASAP.
gingerweasel From: gingerweasel Date: November 25th, 2005 03:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Fuck you, Stan, for taking the one day out of the year expressly dedicated to being thankful for all the good shit in your life, and turning it into YET MORE BITCHING.

Jesus, man. Seriously.

:p
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 25th, 2005 05:29 am (UTC) (Link)
how would you like your steak cooked ma'am?

WELL DONE!

lisanys From: lisanys Date: November 25th, 2005 09:08 am (UTC) (Link)
fuck off for posting images without lj-cut

hey this is fun
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 26th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
see? it works like a charm!

ps. I don't post often enough to warrant LJ cuts. :P
kixxster From: kixxster Date: November 25th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
i love stuffing.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 26th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love stuffing cuz it's so delicious, gone gold...stuffing...?!
angelicneo From: angelicneo Date: November 26th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
I've already had my moment of "fuck you"...happened about 3 weeks ago...very theraputic...got a lot of venting out

fuck you stan, you never update enough...or...you never exist enough...

I'm never quite sure which would be better...

FyL
drivebyluna From: drivebyluna Date: November 26th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC) (Link)
fuck you to the guy who banged my car in a wegmans parking lot, leaving a huge dent and no insurance info.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 26th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
amen!
dollpaper From: dollpaper Date: November 26th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
fuck you stan for everything.


and thats also reciprocated.
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 27th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
did you coerce a guilt blowjob out of that?
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 28th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC) (Link)
no. :(
swordinkaos From: swordinkaos Date: November 28th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC) (Link)
dont be hating the anime spikey hair.....

:-( Hater.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: November 28th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC) (Link)
it's not me that's hating the hair, it's the guy!
From: wishwosh420 Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fuck Yeah

Fuck you to all the people that talk shit about me behind my back at work.
Fuck you to the people at Tuscola pool hall and you should know why.
Fuck you to the people who leave a shitty tip for great service. (there u go Stan)
Fuck you end of the semester. I am tired of all these papers.
Fuck you lindsey for using me for the last year.
Fuck you car for being the piece of shit.
Fuck you Stan for never calling e-mailing me, ever caring about me.

Hows that for some fuck yous. Call me soon cause I am tiredof calling you. You always tell me to call you. call me for a change.
theycallme_legs From: theycallme_legs Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
hi.

im not in my pic again.
but my old lj icon is in my myspace which is linked on my userinfo.
thanks for the hug.
your sweater was soft too (appreciated!)
theycallme_legs From: theycallme_legs Date: December 9th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC) (Link)
ps I think we met as boondock fans
:)

ok, done stalking you.
:) PEACE!
From: skankinfever Date: December 19th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

hahahaha


HAHA! Wonderful. Most awesome.
mine would be...
"fuck you, Terry, for breaking up The Saskatones!"
"fuck you, back, for hurting mercilessly"
btw,
I completely second this one:
"fuck you fox networks for cancelling arrested development AGAIN, oh and firefly a couple years back!"
because I love Arrested Development and I looovveedd Firefly.
So, yeah.
I added you and you're rad.
mucho amour,

-caitie
afk47 From: afk47 Date: December 28th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: hahahaha

omg. I <3 firefly.

fuck fox for bad decisions. I also <3 alliteration!

welcome aboard.
geeper From: geeper Date: December 27th, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
hello stan.
do you remember me?
i was just looking through my old livejournal entries, and i came across a comment you had left. and i got to wondering how you were. so, well, how are you?
afk47 From: afk47 Date: December 28th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC) (Link)
I do remember you. we talked about 3 years ago, probably more so. I thought you deleted your journal and moved on?
geeper From: geeper Date: December 28th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
haha never!
who can turn their backs on livejournal.
From: dracoblader Date: January 30th, 2006 11:05 am (UTC) (Link)

*poke*

Eh, I'm still alive. I just privatize my journal b/c of drama down here.
afk47 From: afk47 Date: January 30th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: *poke*

that's too bad, I rarely had problems with drama as you put it, if ever at all. but that's probably because I post like once a month at best.

don't mind me, I'm just someone random who came across your journal a while ago and then found your profile elsewhere and figured this time, I should say hi. you should IM me. :P

- stan
dragonlady7 From: dragonlady7 Date: February 21st, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
fuck you flight delays!

Ah. That felt good.


Yeah, they should make the bartender uniforms at the airports have corsets instead of vests. I'd get hella tips then.

Enjoy Louisville!
couchtiger From: couchtiger Date: March 13th, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey Stancito. Stumbled across you randomly in roch_ny. Mind if I friend you?
afk47 From: afk47 Date: March 14th, 2006 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
of course, why would you even have to ask?

just curious, I thought you knew the link to my livejournal?

- stan
couchtiger From: couchtiger Date: March 14th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
I did, once upon a time....but then it looks like your name changed and I somehow wasn't able to follow that. Oftentimes, the mysteries of elljay elude me.
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